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Finance & Investing

Markets, crypto, private equity, and the psychology of capital. Personal opinion, not financial advice.

7 articles


The Stock Market Feels Like Crypto Now. Here Is What I Am Actually Doing About It.

AI is rotating money through the market the way crypto did in 2017, and if you are still holding the same allocation you built three years ago, it might be time to think again.

22.5.2026

What Financial Metrics Actually Matter Right Now (And Why I Keep Second-Guessing Myself)

Revenue growth was the gospel of 2018. Then survival was the gospel of 2022. Now everyone's betting on AI productivity that hasn't fully shown up in the numbers yet, and the S&P PE ratio suggests the market believes the story completely.

8.5.2026

Why I Can't Buy a Piece of OpenAI, And Why That's a Problem

VCX went from $40 to $550 in days on NYSE. I watched it from Vienna. I couldn't buy a single share, not because I don't understand the risks, but because MiFID II says no.

21.4.2026

VCX Fell 80%. Now I Can Actually Buy It, Here's What I'm Thinking

The fund that went from $40 to $550 and made European investors feel left out is now sitting at $113, and I found a way in through a Swiss bank.

14.4.2026

The Strait of Hormuz Is Technically 'Open', The Market Believes It, The Ships Don't

A ceasefire agreement and a 95% drop in active transits are both true at the same time, and markets are only pricing in one of them.

13.4.2026

Booking Holdings After the 25-for-1 Split: Genuine Opportunity or Just Cheaper-Looking Shares?

Booking Holdings just split 25-for-1 over Easter, and somehow the internet decided the stock dropped 95%.

8.4.2026

The AI Short I Thought of Too Late (And Why It Still Makes Sense)

A conversation with Gemini made me realise the most obvious trade of the AI era was hiding in plain sight, and it's not Nvidia.

6.4.2026

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